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Chocolate stunts your growth

No man, what IS this! Why use a strange blonde midget with stunted arms to sell your chocolates? Who would possibly...

Chocolate stunts your growth
posted on: Aug 25, 2010 | author: Chris

Benign Girl!

Received this mail from Brett of Shit That I Think About. I must say, I don’t share his loathing of Benign Girl....

Benign Girl!
posted on: May 18, 2010 | author: Chris

Psychic Pussies

It’s bad enough having a magazine called Soul and Spirit on the shelves, exploiting gullible twits who believe...

Psychic Pussies
posted on: May 4, 2010 | author: Chris

Guns and beer

This is a Joburg bar’s idea of clever decor. I asked one of the guys there what the idea was, and he said...

Guns and beer
posted on: Apr 30, 2010 | author: Chris

Plum wrong

God, I love it when people (I use the word loosely, and also because I tend to overuse the word moron) spend 1000s on...

Plum wrong
posted on: Apr 15, 2010 | author: Chris

Sit on this

‘How hideous is this cushion? It’s like someone shaved a Maltese poodle and shredded the fur.’ Those are...

Sit on this
posted on: Apr 14, 2010 | author: Chris

Ugly chess

Wandering through San Francisco’s Chinatown I took dozens of pics of really, really ugly gimcrack things....

Ugly chess
posted on: Mar 13, 2010 | author: Chris

Croc-ugly.

Thanks to @Nafisa of www.nafisa.co.za for this pic – yep, they’re giant Crocs. Just when you thought it...

Croc-ugly.
posted on: Feb 17, 2010 | author: Chris

Vomit Table

I’m starting a new section called ‘Ugly’, in homage to all the plugugly crap that we have to look at...

Vomit Table
posted on: Jan 20, 2010 | author: Chris

ANC-stylee

Good god. There ARE worse things than corruption, it appears. What on earth would possess the ANC (South...

ANC-stylee
posted on: Jan 15, 2010 | author: Chris