Chocolate stunts your growth
No man, what IS this! Why use a strange blonde midget with stunted arms to sell your chocolates? Who would possibly...
Benign Girl!
Received this mail from Brett of Shit That I Think About. I must say, I don’t share his loathing of Benign Girl....
Psychic Pussies
It’s bad enough having a magazine called Soul and Spirit on the shelves, exploiting gullible twits who believe...
Guns and beer
This is a Joburg bar’s idea of clever decor. I asked one of the guys there what the idea was, and he said...
Plum wrong
God, I love it when people (I use the word loosely, and also because I tend to overuse the word moron) spend 1000s on...
Sit on this
‘How hideous is this cushion? It’s like someone shaved a Maltese poodle and shredded the fur.’ Those are...
Ugly chess
Wandering through San Francisco’s Chinatown I took dozens of pics of really, really ugly gimcrack things....
Croc-ugly.
Thanks to @Nafisa of www.nafisa.co.za for this pic – yep, they’re giant Crocs. Just when you thought it...
Vomit Table
I’m starting a new section called ‘Ugly’, in homage to all the plugugly crap that we have to look at...
ANC-stylee
Good god. There ARE worse things than corruption, it appears. What on earth would possess the ANC (South...
- RT @mailandguardian: In #JHB this weekend: Celebrate at the Africa Day Concert featuring acts from across the continent. http://t.co/rsjF2d…
- @thetouchco @mailandguardian ha, thanks. There is a link you can click to show your answers though.
- That's a great score. Nice. @thetouchco @guardianafrica
- @JacquesR @guardianafrica it's a good score. And good learnings for South Africans.
- @JacquesR @guardianafrica were you expecting more or less?
- @MvelaseP that's not catastrophic. Next time, you'll get 15.