Chocolate stunts your growth
No man, what IS this! Why use a strange blonde midget with stunted arms to sell your chocolates? Who would possibly...
posted on: Aug 25, 2010 | author: Chris
Benign Girl!
Received this mail from Brett of Shit That I Think About. I must say, I don’t share his loathing of Benign Girl....
posted on: May 18, 2010 | author: Chris
Psychic Pussies
It’s bad enough having a magazine called Soul and Spirit on the shelves, exploiting gullible twits who believe...
posted on: May 4, 2010 | author: Chris
Guns and beer
This is a Joburg bar’s idea of clever decor. I asked one of the guys there what the idea was, and he said...
posted on: Apr 30, 2010 | author: Chris
Plum wrong
God, I love it when people (I use the word loosely, and also because I tend to overuse the word moron) spend 1000s on...
posted on: Apr 15, 2010 | author: Chris
Sit on this
‘How hideous is this cushion? It’s like someone shaved a Maltese poodle and shredded the fur.’ Those are...
posted on: Apr 14, 2010 | author: Chris

