Keep it simple, SA
It’s time we cast aside the shackles of objectivity and nuance, and start talking plainly about some of the problems...
The number of the least
Those weird guys in funny robes were right. Chris Roper discovers that numbers do rule our lives. So we don’t...
Apocalypse Later
In the same way that a former US governor allegedly refused to allow Spanish to be taught in schools because...
The H-word
Some people think the next world war will be fought over water, others claim the world will erupt in a battle about...
Putting the Q into Qwelane
This is a column I wrote for News24 in 2008, when our current Ambassador to Uganda wrote his anti-gay column. Since...
Cappucinokwaito
There’s a certain humility you learn, coming from a country where there isn’t actually a convincing national...
Not the new naked
There’s an uncomfortable new trend in sexualising kids. Only, it turns out it’s just a return to the...
God vs Gay
I’m no expert on god, unlike the Dutch Reformed Church’s (perhaps inappropriately named) “Ring of...
Joining the Taliban
I wanted to call this column, “Why I’m joining the Taliban, and why P.W.Botha was right.” Unfortunately, while...
Dakar Death Rally
The Dakar Rally death toll continues with the 2010 race. A woman watching the start of the Rally was killed when a...
Jeep vs Land Rover
The tale of when I first bought my Jeep, which was about 4 years ago, and my rivalry with Land Rover...
HolidayHouseHorror
I was sipping a glass of whiskey, gloomily staring into the binnebraai fire, when I experienced one of those rare...
Dancing on the edge
“Every cloud has a silver lining”, they tell me. Of course, every bodybag has a silver lining too, I would...
Wild West
A friend of mine lectures in music journalism at the University of Cape Town, and he tells me that one of the tasks...
You can tuna fish
(For some reason, “You can tuna fish, but not a seal”, which appeared on News24 in 2005, is still one of...
