Psychic Pussies
It’s bad enough having a magazine called Soul and Spirit on the shelves, exploiting gullible twits who believe in psychics, mediums and associated charlatans, but a special supplement called Is Your Pet Psychic? Jeez, people, what’s wrong with believing in the conventional flimflam of the major religions? Verily, it is as easy for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle, as it is for an idiot to enter the kingdom of bullshit heavens. JENNY SMEDLEY HAS THE PROOF! Of course she does. Neighhhh.
Talkin' Pussy Blues
Soul and Spirit? More like Suckers and Salesmen.
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Any headline written in the form of a question is absolute BS, right?
85 bucks to find out what you cat is thinking in the future is such a bargain.
I would imagine it is pretty cyclical though: sleep, eat, ignore owner, repeat. 85 bucks please.
And you didn’t buy it? For shame, Chris? How will we ever know now?
Ask the canary?
When a “Free Book” is titled as a question, it usually implies:
“If we came out and said ‘Your pet is psychic’, the fringe majority who still pass our mag off as at best ‘cute and throwaway’, will now label us batshit crazy. Which we’re not, because we’ve read Jenny Smedley. So we’ll do what years of coverline editing has taught us, and employ the device that says: ‘Well, we don;t know, but we’ve asked Jenny Smedley’.When secretly you know what we think. .”
Smedley – the Brand You Can Trust.
Guys, I kid you not! My wife believes in this BS. And they buy into it hook, line, and s(t)inker! Google Carolyn Myss, and you’ll see al about astral travelling, speaking to animals etc. Except they can’t predict the fuckin lotto.
PS: R84.99?
Funnily enough, my cat is Psychic and my horse is called Spirit.
As Ben Trovato might say, he treats his cat as though it were psychic: ‘Sigh.’Kick.
It’s not a world I want to live in, that’s for sure.
somehow i believe in psychic ability, i know a few person who may demonstrate such ability`.”
i have a friend who is a psychic, she is great in prediction and also in remote viewing,~’