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Croc-ugly.

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Posted by Chris on Feb 17, 2010 in Main, Ugly! | 11 comments

Thanks to @Nafisa of www.nafisa.co.za for this pic – yep, they’re giant Crocs. Just when you thought it wasn’t possible to get any uglier.

Little known facts of Croc horror - giantcrocs

1. Crocs sponsor SA singer Dozi. Yep. A match made in hell.

2. Scientists have proven that only cockroaches wearing Crocs will survive a nuclear holocaust.

Why do we still hate Crocs so much? If we do, and I hope we do.

Because, people, THEY’RE STILL OUT THERE! Just this weekend, someone tried to defend a Croc purchase to me, telling me they’re ‘comfortable’. Yes, so are safari suits. And at least safari suits are retro-cool.

This just in from @afairweather. Yep, high heeled Crocs.

hiheelccrocs

11 Responses to “Croc-ugly.”

  1. Alistair says:
    February 18, 2010 at 1:53 pm

    I saw high-heeled crocs the other day. I shit you not. Or maybe they were croc-skin high-heels…

    Also, if roaches wear crocs does that make them Croc-roaches?

  2. Chris says:
    February 18, 2010 at 1:54 pm

    ha ha! now that’s one I wish I’d thought of. Crocroaches.

  3. Nafisa says:
    February 18, 2010 at 1:57 pm

    I saw those high-heeled Crocs, I was horrified!

  4. Amanda Sevasti says:
    February 18, 2010 at 2:01 pm

    They also sell ‘accessories’ – little decorations for crocs. Amazing, but it’s actually possible to make crocs even uglier.

  5. Nafisa says:
    February 19, 2010 at 10:24 am

    Btw, look what I found in my archives: http://www.nafisa.co.za/2009/01/spotted-at-dion-wired/

  6. Chris says:
    February 19, 2010 at 10:55 am

    That’s grotesque, Nafisa. A croc for your phone? ick.

  7. Syllable says:
    February 19, 2010 at 3:32 pm

    If you cruise around Fountains Circle in Pretoria you might be approached by a roadside entrepreneur selling crock keyrings. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

  8. Chris says:
    February 20, 2010 at 10:44 am

    I want a dozen Croc keyrings. To torture people with.

  9. FND says:
    February 22, 2010 at 11:04 am

    I’m keen to see someone wearing a safari suit AND crocs. Or a German tourist with socks ‘n Crocs. (Didn’t Dr Seuss write something about that?)

    Actually, on second thoughts, I’m not that keen.

  10. Liesl says:
    February 24, 2010 at 10:00 pm

    *is horrified* High heeled crocs? O, the horror!

  11. Jacquie says:
    April 15, 2010 at 2:29 pm

    Croc for the phone has to be one step further into the croc of … horror. Thanks (I think), Nafisa!

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