M&G kills kid!

Making fun of Jacob Zuma has become as unsatisfying as picking on his mini-me, Juju Malema. Can it be true that the Prez is accusing the media of being child murderers? Yep, sort of.

According to Presidency orifice, stories about Zuma’s 20th-ish love child (in accordance with the ANC’s “One Ovary, One Sperm” democratic imperative), are in fact anti-Life.

Asking questions about the Prez’s siring of another kid with Sonono Khoza, daughter of Orlando Pirates owner Irvin Khoza, is one step away from murder and probably paedophilia.

(Here’s the M&G audience vote)

Zuma said, “The media is also in essence questioning the right of the child to exist and fundamentally, her right to life. It is unfortunate that the matter has been handled in this way.”

Give me a break, Big Jake. The media is querying YOUR right to exist, not some poor sodding byproduct of your presidential power.

As I’ve quipped before, Zuma has yet again learned that when a woman says Sonono, she actually means yes. And the only positive thing about all this is that he didn’t give us another little Kaizer Chiefs supporter.

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   Nick says:

   February 15, 2010 at 12:46 pm

   I note with some clarity that JZum has taken on his role as our leader most seriously, which is what one should expect. The 20 year celebration of Madiba has been carefully chosen as the time to have his twentieth little bambino, and to expect any more devotion to any cause from a leader would be hard (no pun intended) to find. Keep the African end up JZum, you’re fitting everything in just fine, keep banging away at your goal and the nation will clap.
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   Chris says:

   February 15, 2010 at 12:50 pm

   When you put it that way, one a year doesn’t seem so bad.