ANCYL condemns!
More irrational invective from the ANCYL-biters. I’m not even going to comment on this one – it rants for itself.
THE ANC YL CONDEMNS THE SATURDAY STAR’S REPORT ABOUT THE ANC YOUTH LEAGUE ALLEGED ASSOCIATION WITH ALCOHOL BRANDS:
30 January 2010
The African National Congress Youth League condemns the sick, disgusting and terrible report about Chivas’ Regal’s relationship with the ANC Youth League. The sick and confused Saturday Star Journalist who wrote the story did not even call the ANC Youth League to verify the truthfulness of such a claim, yet went ahead to write a story that implicates our organisation.
The ANC Youth League has never entered into any alcohol related partnership with any alcohol company and will never do it. If there is anyone who has a close partnership with Chivas Regal, it is the drunkard Journalist, Kashiefa Ajam and the editorial team of Saturday Star who consume lots of alcohol and forget to contact the ANC Youth League when lies are spread about our organisation. The Saturday Star and entire Independent Newspapers should not use the name of the ANC Youth League to promote alcohol through spreading of disgusting lies in their lousy Newspaper.
The ANC YL will take the necessary legal steps to ensure that the Journalist who wrote the nonsensical story is taken to task for reporting deliberate lies about the ANC Youth League.
Issued by the ANC Youth League
Contact the Floydster.
ANC Youth League Spokesperson
0828199474
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This can be real? Can it?
oh, all too real. you should sign up for their press releases. Crazy stuff.
Unbelievable! Going to sign up right away.
The best line:
” If there is anyone who has a close partnership with Chivas Regal, it is the drunkard Journalist, Kashiefa Ajam”
Awesome!
Because Kashiefa Ajam sounds like the drinking type.
Woah. Pure poetry. Just now got what ‘ANCYL-biters’ means. Ha!
Who is this drunkard, lying and slanderous Chris Rooper? He dares to repeat and spread the slanders that that lying alcoholic Kashiefa Ajam, who calls himself a journalist, makes up about us every day.
Chris Rooper, we will be taking you to task as well.
Surely printing statements like “If there is anyone who has a close partnership with Chivas Regal, it is the drunkard Journalist, Kashiefa Ajam and the editorial team of Saturday Star who consume lots of alcohol” constitutes defamation/libel/crimen injuria? It’s not as if they’re expressing this view in private, they’re distributing it in a press release. One of the slurred parties (forgive pun) should sue or lay charges.
Then again, laying charges or suing would imply that you thought something the ANCYL said could damage your reputation, which is impossible since no one takes the uneducated bleatings of that organization seriously.
Ha, yes Lili. Kashiefa does sound like a partygirl kind of name.
Kashiefa is a Muslim name – Islam forbids alcohol. Go figure..
Get out while you can. These fools produce cabinet ministers and presidents. Look at Fikile Mbalula. The difference between an emigrant and a refugee? Timing. Leave Africa for the Africans.
Donovan, Donovan – don’t be an idiot. This is a great country, despite the twits trying to bring us down.
Oh dear. I’ve long since gone past outrage and bafflement when it comes to the Youth League’s onanistic bluster.
This Floyd chap has a talent for this. Lest we be tempted to think that Juliarse was the worst the ANCYL can unleash on us.
The mind boggles…
Floyd vs Juju – Celebrity Bigmouth Smackdown. Who will win?
Evan
Our words about this nonsense writing lying journalist are not liebellous. You see, Khaliefa Ajam was reporting deliberate lies about the ANC Youth League, as we made clear.
Our lies are never deliberate so they are not lies and so they cannot be liebellous. We will stand by this interpretation of non-deliberate lies because it is our interpretation and we do not need to explain it further for you.
@FND: Dude, you are a right muppet. Chris ROPER (and not Rooper) has merely provided you with this story, thereby cutting down the time you need to spend looking for your own issues to ‘take to task’.
@Donovan: You, sir, are a racist pratt. Return to your land of Thatcherism and cucumber sandwiches.
Thanks for the comment, Davina – and the defence of my character and correctly spelt name. But alas, FND is a cottage satirist – he doesn’t mean it, he’s parodying the ANCYL-biters. He’s one of the good guys. Well, goodish.
Ha! Sorry FND, my bad. Tx Chris.
That’s ok, Dav. I’m still trying to work out though whether I have been damned or merely faintly praised by Chris.
Damned with praise, FND. No, praised…. if you can get someone to buy your satire, it’s a win. Like the ANCYL.
Is it ok to laugh at FND? Or will that not be ironic enough?
Hahahahaha!
P.S. Chris, where does one sign up for ANCYL Press Releases? Navigating their website is fraught with dangers, but nowhere is the “Sign Up For Press Releases” button to be found.
see, now i’m a little jealous, Sipho. The ANCYL is MY youth league, get your own one.
Oh, alright:
http://groups.google.com/group/anc-yl-media?hl=en